hello... hapi lunar new year!!!

didnt wana blog todae cos no mood... but bored leh... next week gona b a shiong week... actually starts tomolo la... n since its my first dae back at wk... super no mood sia... my colleagues n frens aso all waitin fer time to fly past... many emails flyin arnd... pple would think im some sales person wkin wif so many potential buyers from e various companies hahaha...

so todae will b a matter-of-fact post since im not in e best of moods... an update from my trip to SGH yesterdae...

reached at 155pm fer my 215pm appointment wif e hope that i would b able to c e doc at 215pm sharp or maybe earlier... but at 205pm my doc strolled past e room n went fer kopi wif his fren...

a sian me looked at my queue no... 1415... 'ooo same as ur appointment time' said vin... ya hor! so smart... ok so i wonder if im e first patient since he is so free to go kopi break... at least let me c him on time la since cant b early...

213pm: *beep* n 1400 flashed on e screen... my heart sank... alamak... every patient go in 5 min e least... my turn will b *looks at fingers n toes n realises not enuff to count*...

vin said ' nmind maybe not in running order leh?' a hopeful me looked at my queue no slip again... ya hor, it states 'might not b in sequential order'... ok... let's hope...

217pm: *beep*can u feel my disappointment????? ITS IN SEQUENTIAL ORDER!!!!!! sian to e max...

a v cool vin readin his bloomberg magazine... while bored n sad me tries to entertain myself to prevent myself from harboring anger against e doc (if u refer to my post in mid06, u will realise dat i dun like this doc cos of how lousy he made me feel...)

yes. i was super sian. vin is v amused by me. or maybe he half give up on me... kekeke...

a ray of hope!!!!! from 1401 to 1405!!!!!!!!!! forget wat time liao... kekeke... as u can c, i was so bored dat i took a pic of e same things juz to try different angles... aiyah so can show u all dat e number jumped ma!!!!!! =P

so i went in. e doc's mood's beta. smiled at us. asked me wat can he do fer me. was quite helpful. but over helpful i think... cos... after lookin at my nerve testin results n my history n my previous mri scans, he said 'i reali duno wat is this' n said he cant help n blah blah... then he asked how do i feel now. beta? worse? so i said dat from sept - dec no sign of discomfort but in jan it came back. its numbness n weakness n pain on my right side n sometimes e rite side of my brain feels like got cramps... so he said...

maybe need to do brain scan

HUH??????????????? so now become maybe my brain got prob?! my gosh... so if i didnt mention my brain, he wun even think of dat possibility?! ludicrous dun u think?! in case u r secretly wonderin wat is e meaning of ludicrous - amusing or laughable through obvious absurdity, incongruity, exaggeration, or eccentricity put dat in tiny font in case u pai sei... (i amaze myself at my vocab sometimes... maybe anger/shock brings out e best in me... jolt my brain awake)

n wat is more shockin is dat he continued wif 'if after e brain scan, we can identify e cause then can operate'... so matter of fact... n poor me, reelin from e shock... frankly, i was half smilin cos i found it so amusing e whole scene... dat back pain which evolved to include neck pain n later evolve to include brain cramp can b reasoned as: slipped disc ---> early disc degeneration in e back ---> root cause is degeneration in neck ---> brain prob!!!!!!!

science... how do we trust docs anymore, tell me?

so he asked me if i wana do ANOTHER mri... did 2 liao over e years... he said maybe now worse so can c somethin... *sigh* if now worse, i b bedridden liao... i took those mris at points in my life when i was limpin arnd so how can now b worse??? each mri is 300 plus bucks leh... ya la company pay la but still... dun wan la... waste money to get a no-result again?!

in e end, he said to go to a neurologist n they will determine if i shd go fer brain scan or anythin else... HA HA HA HA HA... i still find all this a joke... maybe i will wake up tomolo n realise e past 7 years of pain was all my imagination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!juz fer fun... can u understand wat e orthopaedic wrote to e neurologist?

vin n i stared at it in silence fer 2 min... then he looked at me n said 'u understand?' i shook my head n asked him how do docs read each others' handwriting... so he said 'maybe e neurologist aso wun understand hor?' ya loh!!! actually think they dun understand leh... then he said 'dats y every time u go in, they squint at it fer some time liao then put e paper down n ask u 'how can i help u?' cos they dun understand!!!' hahaha ya loh hor... scully they read liao then in e end show me e paper then ask me 'eh, how to read this word ah?' kekeke...

http://www.neednewpc.com/

~this post is rated M18~

im serious!!! if u r under 18, u might think todae's post is ultra disgusting or super embarassing or too much that u cannot take...

cos im gona tok abt child-birth

muz whisper hor? cos maybe some pple will pai sei ma... u will feel pai sei if 1) u r male or 2) u r not yet 'lao auntie' enuff to sae e word 'menstruation' in front of men... kekeke... reminds me of how pat/su/me toked abt when we shd plan our pool session fer our basic dive course... thinkin abt it, aso quite funny how we juz openly toked abt how we might kena on e dae we choose to take our lesson... but wat was more funny was e fact dat jem was discussin wif us loh... he sae water pressure will result in e blood not flowin out ma... (eh but how he noe ah?! i onli knew abt this a few years ago when someone told me leh... hmmm) then we went into more debates abt women n their period hahaha...

okok so back to e child-birth topic... I M SUPER SHOCKED LOR!!!!! actually while cindy was describin everythin to us after lunch, i was too stunned to think abt anythin else... but rita was laffin so hard at my reactions (apparently she noes everythin cos she's super close to her sis n sis-in-law n they haf so many children liao) n she said dat she bet i was gona blog it...

so smart of her hor??? but i sori to u my loyal fans... i forgot abt u all in my great excitement to discover more abt wat will happen to me in e near future (of cos im not pregnant now la hahaha... 5 years is aso called near future rite???) u all need to thank rita fer this post which is so full of information abt wat happens to all mothers... e deep, dark, dirty secrets dat haf been well kept by e women of e world...

MEN, APPRECIATE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but first, we need to appreciate our mums sia... lemme fill u into e details... get ur cushions readi so u can cover ur eyes when it gets too scary...

1) ladies, child-birth is e worst stomach cramp dat u can ever imagine... n its not onli STOMACH cramp... its EVERYWHERE aso pain!!!!!!

2) u need to wait till e 'hole' (im sori i dun rem wat is e term she use, n sad to sae, i duno wat it is called aso hahaha...) expand till 10cm long so dat baby's head can come out then u will b readi to give birth... meanwhile e midwife will check on u occasionally by STUFFING HER FIST INTO E HOLE TO C IF IT IS 10CM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams* so shocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n of cos most of u will noe dat it will b cut somemore durin delivery so dat e whole baby can come out...

3) there is not onli 1 doctor n 1 nurse in e room but tons of midwives SHAVING U UP, WASHIN U UP n doin alot of other things (i didnt ask too detailed cos i alreadi too stunned by e fist-stuffing scene liao)...

4) some pple might push too hard n all e human waste will come out aso... so thanks to ADVANCED MEDICINE (so advanced aso cant diagnose how to cure me... chey!!! =P) a pill will b given to e mumis so dat b4 they go into e delivery room, they alreadi poot out all there is, so dat baby doesnt come out into e 'heaven' of sai...

5) u noe y a woman needs to haf 1 month confinement??? COS SHE WILL BLEED FER A MONTH!!!!!!! my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!! menstruating fer a week alreadi complain liao... let alone one whole month!!!!!!!!!!! can u imagine??????????? (yes im not askin e guys to imagine... heh heh) then u will ask, how come those old wives tale sae durin confinement period cant bathe at all??????? how can dun bathe????????????

i tot dat all e blood will come out together wif e baby so maybe a month after delivery then start menstruating again... dats y innocently asked cindy e question 'when then start menstruating again ah?' then she looked straight into my eyes, put her hand on my arm n said 'straightaway for one month'... can u imagine how my world crashed?????? waaaa... but wat she said is true la... 9 months never menstruate leh... confirm alot sia...

then rita aso brought up an interestin point... HOW DO THEY DO WATER DELIVERY???????? as some of u might noe, there is a method of delivery - mumi in bathtub full of water... after e delivery, e whole tub muz b filled wif.... arrggghhhhh!!!!!!! child-bearing is NO JOKE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*fainted*

ok la i think enuff fer todae... e above is juz part 1... next time when there is another training session given by cindy, will blog abt it again HAHAHAHAHA... =P

juz checkin, u puke finish liao?? ^_^ kekekeke... general knowledge gd fer u ma... hahahaha...

ooo dun b put off from hafin children hor after this... kekeke... children r God's greatest gift to a man n wife!!!!!! after noein all this, arent u juz astounded by how a baby comes into e world? arent u juz so amazed by God's creation?? most definitely we r created by God n not some big bang theory loh... so amazing lehhhh... n sobering... babies do not come from trees...

ps: ARE U MY 2000TH READER???? IF U R, SHOUT IT OUT IN E TAGBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

MY BLOG IS RESTORED!!!

for u loyal fans out there-who-faithfully-go-to-favorites-to-click-on-this-link-everyday... u would haf noticed dat i was lamenting abt my settings goin haywire when i didnt change e template at all...

even my phantom fren ahahah tried to help me solve e prob... (c now u made urself famous cos i m tokin abt u on my blog liao!!! =P)

but after san's comment dat she got trojan after clickin my link, fear set in...

MY BLOG IS SO POPULAR DAT HACKERS R TRYIN TO HACK IT N RAGE A TERRORIST ATTACK ON ALL U HIGH FLYERS WHO CHECK IN HERE...

*nervous* im sori... i never wanted this to happen... never wanted e dae when u had to lug ur office laptop to e IT department n tell em u kena virus n ask em to help u... n u haf to tell em e cause of e virus attack - readin ur fren's blog... ooo so lao kui... do personal stuff on office pc... (as if they never lorrr kekeke)

*looks up at title* aiyahhhhhhhh my title alreadi gave me away... =P

so anywae, u muz haf realised dat now, u can c lamborghini on ur screen when e blog is loaded into ur browser!!! cos actually, when i juz went into e blog juz now, God showed me dat its actually e line i drew in e previous post (~~~~~~~~~) <----- it was drawn too long so it ate into e sidebar space... dats how lamborghini n u all got pushed to e bottom!!!!!! y i sae its God? cos muz b God la... such a smart thing onli can come from Him loh... out of e blue this thought planted into my head!!! kekeke... yippiee!!! but duno y lamborghini still not at e top leh... maybe he ate too many chinese new year cookies n got abit fatter...

Reflection for today...

yes... lifted from Prime Time with God again... after all e laughter, let's just meditate on the below... very timely reminder... =)

Dear God, Open my eyes that I may see every divine appointment You prepare for me. May I study Your Word and spend time in prayer and fellowship with You and take time to be still and know You, so that I will be aware and prepared for those special opportunities and appointments that come to me. Please forgive me for my failure to be consistent. Help me to grow in faith and goodness as I seek Your face and live each day...and to grasp every opportunity to work for Your kingdom. Thank you, in Jesus' name. Amen.

Have you ever had a time when you were in a spiritual black hole in your life? I have. The pressure was unbearable. No sense of God's presence. No sense of anything going on around me. God was about as far away as the man in the moon - at least from my perspective. I think every Christian who is called to make a significant difference in his world experiences times like these. These are the times when we question the reality of God, the love of God, the personal care of God. And He demonstrates to us that He was there all the time. These are "faith experiences" that God does in every person who is called to a higher level of relationship with Him. These times are needful in order to know that we have the "heat shield" that can withstand the incredible heat that comes when we follow Him with a whole heart - a heart that is radical in a commitment to fully follow His ways. Elisha had that spirit. He slaughtered his 12 oxen and burned his plowing equipment so that he would not have the opportunity to return to anything if God didn't come through (see 1 Kings 19:21).

The apostle Paul asked God to remove the heat from his own life one time. God's answer was not what he wanted to hear.

But He said to me, My grace (My favor and loving-kindness and mercy) is enough for you [sufficient against any danger and enables you to bear the trouble manfully]; for My strength and power are made perfect (fulfilled and completed) and show themselves most effective in [your] weakness. Therefore, I will all the more gladly glory in my weaknesses and infirmities, that the strength and power of Christ (the Messiah) may rest (yes, may pitch a tent over and dwell) upon me! (2 Corinthians 12:9 AMP)

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reminds me of a hymn...

Your Grace is sufficient for me
Your Strength is made perfect, when I am weak
All that I cling to, I lay at Your Feet
Your Grace is sufficient for me...

WHERE SHD WE GO???

apologies... there r no pics todae... no inspiration leh... guess its those '5 min hot degree' thing... oh my gosh, so singlish man... reminds me of e gd ol' daes when we would sae 'horse horse tiger tiger la'... ooo cant think of anymore... maybe my std of engrish is too powderful liao... kekeke... so anywae im back to my full-of-words bloggin daes... so dan, im sori u will THINK u r goin blind... BUT U WILL NOT B BLIND COS JESUS HAS TAKEN AWAY OUR SICKNESS N DISEASE!!!! so i can continue writin in tiny fonts... wahahaha... (btw, u can go to view>text size>largest la then no need to squint so much ma... heh heh)

anywaez, im feelin kinda bored todae n recently haf been thinkin when i shd b takin my block leave... so wonderin where i shd go... so far onli 2 options:

1) Hawaii - so wow wow wow rite??? kekeke... all thanks to lance n michelle who kindly offered their place fer vin n me to camp over fer a couple of daes while we r visitin their island... e place is like super exotic lor!!! all e names is like... duno how to pronounce one lor... they live on o'ahu... tell me, do u read it like OH ahu or o-ah-HU... or wat? hahaha... tryin to figure it out now is alreadi tickling me...

wanted this part to b a short paragraph but i cant resist tellin u guyz more abt wat i discovered... super interestin lor e place!!! guess wat... they haf an island called... 'Big Island'... SO CUTE RITE??? e rest is o'ahu, kauai (read it wif a chinese accent n it sounds like obedient... or worse still, weird?!), maui (i guess we read it like maori?) then suddenly u haf an island wif an english name!!! y sia??? i guess wif more research on e history i might juz find out... eh dun think im laffin at em hor!!! i juz find it amusing n interestin... bet when they google 'singapore travel' n c sengkang, hougang, potong pasir, they muz b wonderin wat in e world these places r called... let alone when they c lim ah kow road... (got this road or not ah?? lemme check streetdirectory.com... ok dun haf... got lim tua tow road...)

2) Vancouver - eddy has been askin us to go over since he went back like yearsss ago... not onli vin n me but everyone in charis is invited HAHAHA... so every year i will tell him maybe im goin, onli to sae pai sei, no money this year, cant travel... or pai sei, budget tight this year, go vietnam nia... kekeke... this time, i told him, dec winter time leh... so cold i buey tahan... but then, it might b an experience after all rite... so aso considerin loh... onli drawback is dat ive been there... 10 YEARS AGO!!! ooo so long ago leh... if i never blog abt it i aso wun realise its so long ago... heh heh... lidat maybe can convince myself to go again hor? hmmm... u c i haf this mentality to try not to go to e same place again... so if i haf been to vietnam liao rite, then i wun go again la... unless biz trip, dats a diff story... dat one no need to pay...

BUT THEN BOTH PLACES NEED AT LEAST SGD 4K EACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sigh* sad rite... so reali need to think twice, thrice, many thousand times n consider e budget... ANYWHERE ELSE WE CAN GO????? priority would b of cos to visit our frens overseas so we can STAY AT THEIR PLACES FOR FREE!!!!!!!! WAHAHAHAHA... aiyah but dat aside, its beta la cos they noe e place so well, can advice us beta on wat hostels to stay at, which local tour agencies to travel wif, b our point of contact in case some trouble comes upon us (abit paranoid after our vietnam trip... we almost got conned in hanoi lorrrr... thank God fer danielle whom we were stayin wif in hcm)... guess its cos im not adventurous enuff to live like a backpacker - anyhow travel arnd overseas not noein anyone there... feel so much safer noein dat theres someone in e country dat i can depend on... kiasi attitude man... IM SO PROUD OF SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kiasu kiasi kiabo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =P

so ya loh, ANYONE WE CAN VISIT????????????????

dat aside, 3 CHEERS N 3 CHEERS N 3 CHEERS FER SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!!!! E LIONS HAF WON!!!!!!!!!!! ROOAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

actually thailand reali played super well n they scored a super beautiful goal man... a header n a volley sia!!! reali impressed... didnt noe asian football can b so exciting... after watchin spore malaysia, i was like triple yawn cos of e slow pace... but thailand reali upped e std by forcin spore to up level their play man...

i hereby crown Lionel Lewis as MOM!!!!!!! y nobody toked abt him??? keep tokin abt strikers strikers... come on!!!!!!!! thailand attacked most of e time n lewis saved e balls left rite centre!!!!!!!! waaa impressive sia!!!!!!!! n y is there no hype abt noh rahman who appeared from nowhere when lewis was side stepped away from e goal... e ball was on tgt n it was like rite in front of e goal line lor!!! but noh rahman saved e dae by divin into e line of fire n shocked e thai team!!!!!!!!!!

i shd call e above part e 'alternative commentary to e typical "striker n goals save e dae news" articles'... cant believe it... juz like in a company, pple onli focus on e sexy stuff like revenue n forget dat an equally impt piece is e dirty stuff like expenses lor... no defence = a battle of who scores more goals... then soccer might as well b a 9 min match wif 10 players lined up at each side of e field n c which team can score more goals... durh! hahaha ok la so ji dong for wat... in e end, darren won ma... oh oops! im tokin abt e ASEAN football championship hor?? kekeke...

then again, mediacorp muz b earnin tons of money loh... those oldies will watch soccer, while e young hot-blooded youths will watch superstar... (oh m i sayin dat i m an oldie? oh wateva... hahaha... means u-who-r-readin-this is most prob an oldie too kekeke...) so yesterdae is based on sms votin or wat? anywae if diya won, i b shell-shocked lor... cos i NEVER SAW A SINGLE PUBLICITY ADVERT ON DIYA AT ALL... but saw darren's publicity at least 4 times... saes alot abt e power of media huh... they can brain wash u INDIRECTLY to tell u DIRECTLY who they wan u to vote for hor? cheyyy wateva la... in e end, wat happen to e superstars? not v super... they shd juz go n do a commercial fer SUPER... at least lidat they still SUPER stars...

dat bein said, y does sin huey appear to b more popular than kelly? cos she agrees to wear more skimpy clothes? cos she tries to dance exotic dance? but i muz sae her vocals r definitely more powerful than kelly... n to add to it, kelly not nai kan... sin huey can 'fang dian' (as anthony loves to tell all his students n e superstar contestants) so... she win la... life is all abt fang dian actually... y guys alwayz fall for big eye gals? cos they (knowingly or unknowingly, i duno la) alwayz fang dian wif their big doe eyes... (pity my eyes not v big heh heh... but then again, as vin will ask me, who do i need to dian? kekeke ok thank God fer my cartoon like eyes!!!)

m i impressive or wat? i managed to tok so much???!!!!!! rita aso v impressed by me dat i can type so much... maybe i like to use alot of words to describe somethin v insignificant la... but oh well... help me to keep myself bz la hor? todae super few pple in office loh... even e finance pple all duno go where... all 'wk from home' which most of e time means 'not wkin at all cos bz takin care of kids or bz findin a gd position to sleep on their queen size bed'... e onli noise fer this afternoon is 'dak dak dak dak dak' comin from a lone cubicle... yours truly... n guess wat... e sound is cos im furiously typin in this blog lor!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHA okok shhhhhhhh dun tell others ah... kekekeke... =P

oh oh oh!!!!!!! i made another discovery yesterdae lor!!!!!!!! actually alot more pple r readin this blog leh... n i tot its onli my frens... HAHAHAHA... ok la got san san aso la... but i tot e onli frens-of-vin who read this blog is juz san san... but apparently got more loh... so i beta ahem!! try to b more prim n proper lest they think vin is mad fer hafin a gf like me... *arranges skirt n crosses legs nicely*

till next time my dear frens... *waves elegantly n does a ms spore catwalk away*

*turns round to peep if vin's frens r gone*

*trips n falls*